Pumpernikle
Bread
There were these two 95 year old men
sitting at the senior center one day when the one states, "I have to get right
home!"
"What's your hurry?" askes the
other.
"Me and the wife are having sex
again today".
"Again? How often do you have sex?"
"Every day! I don't have time to talk but I'll tell you what the
secret is...Pumpernikle Bread", and he scurried off.
As the other old guy was walking home, he passed a bakery and wandered
in. "Do you have any Pumpernikle Bread?" he asked the lady behind the counter.
"Yes, we have 3 shelves of
Pumpernikle Bread".
"I'll take it all." the old man blurts out.
The lady was surprised and says "All of it! It will get hard"
The old man replies "WHY DOES
EVERYONE KNOW ABOUT THIS BUT ME?"
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