Pumpernikle Bread

    There were these two 95 year old men sitting at the senior center one day when the one states, "I have to get right home!"

    "What's your hurry?" askes the other.

    "Me and the wife are having sex again today".

    "Again? How often do you have sex?"

    "Every day! I don't have time to talk but I'll tell you what the secret is...Pumpernikle Bread", and he scurried off.

    As the other old guy was walking home, he passed a bakery and wandered in. "Do you have any Pumpernikle Bread?" he asked the lady behind the counter.

    "Yes, we have 3 shelves of Pumpernikle Bread".

    "I'll take it all." the old man blurts out.

    The lady was surprised and says "All of it! It will get hard"

    The old man replies "WHY DOES EVERYONE KNOW ABOUT THIS BUT ME?"

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